Sing me a song,

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What an uneventful day I'm having! It's pretty much the number one
thing I can not stand; being plan-less and bored. Somebody
want to fix that for me? <3

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" hellooo m'dear
I think I can. If you want me to. It's pretty boring here too. "




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G'day sweetheart! And oh, silly, of course I want you to.
There's no one else I'd rather talk to more(:

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" mm, good cause you're stuck with me ^.^
how are you dahling? I'm like sitting in a cafe. Maddox was bitching at me again=[ "




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You know, besides the fact that I'm absolutely bored out of my
mind, I'm doing pretty good. Terribly annoyed with this situation,
though. Hell if no one had replied to me, I was thinking about going
jogging. Yes, I said it; can you imagine? Me, exercising. That has to
tell you that I'm horribly bored. x:

Jeeze, not again. I mean of course the kid is a prick, but he always
seems to be the worst to you out of everyone. At least, everyone
in the band. What's his deal, and why is he being a pick again?

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" Dear god you jogging? Sound the ultra bored alarms! If I was there I would of done it with you. Hell it's been long since I went jogging. I did excersize a lot after I had Tori. Had to lose the baby weight. I dunno what I do to him -_- I feel like he just fucking hates me or something. Like I said one thing about sound checks and he went all prick on me. "




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Hdhasjkdfdjak, I know! No way, man. If you were here the idea of
me exercising would have never even crossed my mind. I would
have been entertained enough to lay around lazily and watch the
television with you. Shit, that sounds like paradise right now,
actually. And my god, I know! I mean, you didn't even get that
big when you went all preggo, but still, it was fin being able to
call you a fattie, seeing as ever since I met you, you've
always been the tiniest thing. But after you had Tori, literally,
like a week later you were all freaking thin again. How did
you do that?!

And oh goodness. Well, it's just Maddox, right? Ignore him.
He must've had extra douche medicine this morning or
something.

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" Mm, that would be nice. I could totally go for lazing about and watching T.V with you. Ahaha, I can pick us up some coffee and doughnuts or something and some Dvds. Have a movie night or something. Highly doubt Maddox would be on the bus if i'm there. Aha, nice to know you liked calling me fat XD I've always been a flipping midget mann and I don't know. I liked working out after Tori. Relaxed me when my mom was stressing me out.

It's hard to ignore a asshole who towers over you like eight fucking feet and is bitching and moaning about shit. Fuck, I wish I could smack him >.< "




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You know, that sounds absolutely amazing. Yeah, come over and
pick that shit up. I'll go half when it comes to the price, of course.
Just tell me how much everything was when you get here. I'm
absolutely broke, but I know I can easily find some money around
here somewhere... and if Maddox isn't here, I'll just use his. He
thinks I don't know where his "secret" stash is, but I totally do!
Normally I would pay him back, but since he's deciding to be mean
to you, I shall not. Karma isn't very fun now is it?

Now are you up for comedy, cheesy horror, mystery, or actual
horror movies tonight? I'll be up for whatever you are.

And yes, I DID LOVE CALLING YOU FAT! But I can't anymore and it
makes me sad. :\ Gain some more weight, damn it! And oh, really? I
hear that from everyone, but I don't know how that works. When I
workout, all it does is stress me out like a mofo. Henceforth, why I
don't do it. Luckily, I'm anorexic so I don't need it.
...
.....
...
Yeah, that would make so much more sense if I didn't eat like a
bear. Maybe it's just because I'm a vegetarian? I don't know, nor
do I care. Just as long as I'm not hugely obese, I'm quite content.

And why don't you just smack him? Or better yet, hit him where the
sun don't shine. You're so short, all you have to do is punch and,
there you go, direct hit. He'll be in so much pain that he won't even
be able to hit you back. Not that he would, because you're a
woman and a mother, anyways. And what would he do? Treat you
worst? Oooh, that would be so scary. You know, seeing as he
already treats you terribly.

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" Ahaha, Yeah I know it does. I'm a smart person. Mm, I can pay for it though! I have money money money XD Is it just me or did Lady Gaga pop into your head to. But now that you mention taking Maddox's then yes you can pay half only because karma is a bitch and he deserves it.

Oh my god so much to pick from. Actual horror? I need something scary as fuck mann. Something to jolt my heart.

I TRY TO BUT I JUST LOSE IT LIKE NOTHING, YOU KNOW HOW I EAT. Weird, maybe it's because you're weird. ELISE IS A WEIRDO NANANANANANA, Anyways, you aren't anorexic...at least you don't seem like it to me. Sometimes I'm convinced i'm anorexicc dude...like my hipbones are all pokey and shit.

YOU AREN'T HUGELY OBESE. Mm, I can never be a vegetarian. Those days pregnant holy shit it was fucking fried chicken and shit. I mean....wow.

Cause, then I'll feel bad. You know you just turned my whole shortness thing into a sexual joke in my head if I'm at that height. I'll just deal with it. Not like it's not that hard. He does it everyday. I'm just being a whiny bitch plus, I'm a manager you're suppose to hate me or something. "




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Yes, youuu are. And hahah, no, actually. Did you ever watch
that show Celebrity Apprentice or whatever? The theme song
was like, "money, money money, money. MONEY!" And that's
what popped into my head, hahah. Yeah, I'm awesome, I KNOW.

Pfftsh, you know how I am, Cher. I like paying half on
everything. Unless, it's gas. Shit, the economy sucks even
worse here then it does back in Australia. If we go anywhere,
you can pay fully for that. But as for this, I would like to help
with the billllllllls, bitch. Ah, mkay though, I shall take his
money!

And okay, good! Actual horror sounds great to me right now.
Although, I always find that those are the best to watch
when cuddling with a boyy. Hmm. Bu I could always cuddle
with my best friend! =D
OH, SPEAKING OF BOYS, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
LATER.

Hahah, ohh, I'm not anorexic. I love food! AND I AM NOT
WEIRD! You're the ones with the pointy hip boness!
Tehee, nahh, I'm just kidding. You're hip bones are sexy-
pants!

And ewh, just the mention of that type of food makes me
sick, dude. My body is so trained and used to not eating meat,
now, that everything just sounds grosss.

Ahahah, you're right though. That shortness thing did sound
perverted! But you just made it worse because you said, "not
like it's not that hard." HAHAHAH, SICKO. WHY ARE YOU TALKING
TO ME ABOUT MADDOX'S PENIS?! EWH. But that's not true. You're
the manager and I loveee you. <3

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" Bahaha, dudette, like...I fuckin love that show. I watched it all the time. I wanted to be like them. I don't know if I'd make a good whatever they are but maybe. Alright, so maybe it's just not mew ith songs popping into my head like freakin daisy.

I know I know lol, well good thing is I'm walking. So, I don't need gas money. I like how you can walk everywhere. I lived in New Jersey....It crazy. I'm only letting you pay half because it's technically Maddox paying half XD

Bahaha, THANK GOD, do you know how many disney movies I have to watch? Like....monthly when I'm with Tori. FUCKING SO MANY. I don't care though because I love her but dude. We grew up in like the generation of good Disney movies. Mm, BUT CUDDLING WITH ME IS FUN XD AND OH OH OH BOY THERE'S A BOY OMG OMG OMG OMG xD OKAY

hehe, shh, don't make fun of my pointy hipbones, I can stab you with them I swear I will.

See, I was train to try out baby food and see what was good for my child. FUCK PEAS YO THEY SUCK. I brought her like organic shit because regular shit doesn't float my boat. My god my child is a hippie. Eh whatever.

OMG OMG OMG YOU POINTED THE HARD THING OUT THOUGH, I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT. =P AND EW I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER GET INTO BED WITH HIM. he'd probably crush me or something. He's so tall and I'm like small....and just a sack of bones or something. Mm, I think you and Mercedes are the only two who love me<33 maybe the other boys too but Maddox treats me like I'm the bulbonic plague or something. "




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Hahah, really? So did I! Eh, I didn't really want to be like them,
though. They all seemed miserable and wouldn't stop bitching at
each other. Nooo thanks; I have tour for that. But I can picture
you doing well at that. After all, all I do is play drums. You are the
manager. You do a freaking lot. x:

And yes, that is true. Although Sydney is quite similar. Or you take
a taxi or some shit like that. Either way, you don't really need a
car too badly. It is kind of helpful though. And right, exactly. XD
But I still would pay half either way, dude.

FUCK. I LOVE DISNEY MOVIES. But only the older ones like The Little
Mermaid and suchh! Not all that new shit, like High School Musical
or whatever. Oh my goodness, I would just kill myself. But yes,
cuddling with youu is fun! AND THERE IS A BOY. A très très
attrayant garçon. Mmm.

NOOO, DON'T STAB MEEE, I'LL BE NICE!

Hahah, awh! You're baby is adorable. She's going to grow up so
freaking cute, too. XD

But it didn't matter if I pointed something out! You started the
whole thing by saying it was something sexual! Dirty! Woah wait,
why ewh though? You know he's not terrible looking. I hate how
he always looks like he's pissed off, though. And, dear, you
know height doesn't matter when it comes to seeeex! Just
saying. XDD

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" Pfft, probably why I would win. I don't bitch at people...well I do at one person but I don't at others. I'd be quiet and stay out of their way. All I do is book you guys shows, book you hotels. Handle any disaster Maddox caused and hopefully keep the press and shit out of our hair.

Yeah saves a hell of a lot of money and I get my workouts and shit. I miss New Jersey though. I don't know why but I do haha.
Bahaha, fine I let you pay...or well Maddox pay.

I KNOW RIGHT THOSE ARE THE BEST. Except for WALL-E That one is cute. See? I start sounding like a fucking mother sometimes. I still can't believe that I didn't bring Tori with me on this tour. Probably the best idea anyways. I KNOW IT'S FUN AND OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR.

YOU BETTER HOE<333 NAW I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH

She's my child..obviously, she got alll those looks from me and her dad...but yeah, she's going to be adorable

SHUSH! XD you stop...we are ending the sexual jokes now. Well, Yeah...he is good looking but not my type ya know? DO I LOOK LIKE I WOULD SLEEP WITH MR. GROUCHY PANTS. NOOO! I DON'T plus I have a kid, I can't sleep around and no guy wants to date me unless they lack brain cells or...have...weird taste in single moms. I'M TO SHORT TO FUCK HIM. "




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Exactly. You kind of own at life, so they would have no choice but
to crown you as their winner. And if not, I could always rig it in
your favor. I have connections, you know this. We could get it done.
Let's go have you apply for the next season! And what do you
mean only? I don't know if you realize this, but that's a freaking lot.
We'd be lost without youuu.

You do sound like a mother, which is slightly odd because I'm still
not used to it, but Wall-E was sooooooo boring, dude. I watched
that with my five year old cousin once, and we were both like, this
is terrible. So we turned it off. x:

And exactly. She got her looks from my best friend; she's going to
be gorgeous(:

Hahah, but why?! It's so much fun! Hmmm, I guess he isn't your
type.. he is angry all the the time, and is no fun, while you on he
other hand, are usually super happy and a complete sweetheart,
and is supahh fun. And hahahahah, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
Haven't you heard of a MILF before? Guys dig them. More then
anyone else too, really. SO hey there we go!

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" Ahaha, yeah I would. I'll be like a little mouse in the corner and then they would be like "you quiet one...you win the game" and Donald Trump would be like totally astonish about how I handle it AND NOO I CAN'T BE ON T.V.....AND YES I KNOW YOU'RE CONNECTIONS. I dunno doesn't seem like that much to me. I mean...handling Maddox seems like most of the work. But I just let him get drunk or something. DUDE I TAKE CARE OF HIM TOO MUCH WHEN HE'S ALL DRUNK.

I don't think I'm use to it and OMG HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT I CRIED. Although, I do expose my poor child to south park and rocky horror picture show. Let's just hope she won't turn out like that.

I'm gonna have to play the father now and keep her away from boys. ew i don't want guys to be near my teenage daughter when she reaches those years.

Because, it's weird when it's him. Exactly, complete opposites. Plus, he's a douche...I mean, blah. It already gets on my nerves when he screams and yells and bitches at me for helping him. 'i can do it myself' he can suck my fucking dick. Wow, I needed that XD I DON'T WANT TO BE A MILF I'M TWENTY I SHOULD BE...A WHATEVER. Anyways, they just want to fuck me....they don't want the relationship shit. I can't do one night stands or anything like that -_-

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EXACTLY! And hahah I can imagine so. He's like a destructive
machine when he's drunk, which seems to be all the time, by the
way. I just try to stay away from him, while you are taking care of
himmm. x:

I don't knoww, I never finished it, tehee. NOR DO I WANT TO. And I love South Park! I saw rhps for the first time the other day. I know I know, I was deprived and crazyyy.

Are you done venting now?(: But no dude, I completely understand.

SO, YOU NEED TO COME OVER RIGHT NOW. That way we can talk about everything else in person, alright? Plus, I'm still lonelyy. I love you. <3

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" I KNOW AND HE DOESN'T THANK ME EVER. No "thanks Cherri for taking care of me when I get drunk and destroy things. " No thanks for "turning me over so I won't choke up on my own vomit" I MEAN COME ON! I think everyone stays away haha.

PFFT YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON A REAL TEAR JERKER THEN HAHAH. Omg YOU JUST SAW IT O.O DUDE I WAS MAGENTA IN A SCHOOL PLAY. AHAHA I played Columbia YAY I'M COOL XD.

Yeah i think I'm done.

AND OKAY OKAY OKAY, I'M WALKING INTO THE DOUGHNUT PLACE NOW. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE M'DEAR. Aww I'll come keep you company.<33

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But then again, it is Maddox. You can't expect much. :b

YOU DID?! THAT'S AMAZING. My school never had plays like that, hahah. I freaking wish, though. Although I do knoww there are these things you can go to where you dress up like the characters from the show, watch the movie, and sing and dance with everyone there. It sounds fun, we should go(:

YAY! And a Vanilla Chocolate Mocha Latte, pretty please. They're my favorite.

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" mm, that too. He's just generally a jackass to anyone.

YESS IT WAS SO FUN. OMG, I LOVE THOSE. THEY DID THAT BY US TOO AND WE USE TO SCREAM AT THE SCREEN. Wow, reliving my glory days damn XD We totally should lol

Mmkay and type of doughnuts?

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